February 2012
71 posts
O-O
what is this new tumblr format?
what the fuck.
dont fix what aint broke.
jeezca:
limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin. With...
one of my good friends
has the coolest knick-knacks
on the PLANET
so many awesome thingymabobbles
in her room
makes me drool
and really jealous.
i wish people got me more knick knacks
and souveneirs and stuff
but the only thing my mom buys
when we go somewhere
are shot glasses
because theyre guaranteed to be used by papalee.
sometimes, i hate how my family is
wasteless.
i just want a bunch of random crap
...
lol breakfast for dinner
i do it all the time because i wake up at 3 pm
on the weekends.
thank god i dont have to work on sats anymore.
i made poached eggs and pan stirred potato rings .
but what i really want to try is soft boiled quail eggs wrapped in potato lace and deep fried.
that
would be orgasmic.
i can not believe
i just ordered a 30 dollar fountain pen -..-
someone, im begging,
lock up my debit card and never let me near it again.
LMFAO
on my way home from work
this lady was reading some french book on the bus
and the author was
honore de balzac.
honor the ball sack?
LMFAOOOOOOO
daa faack is wrong with french people?
WatchLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
i can not fucking breathe
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
why is she walking in a circle like that?
LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
wtf. she looks like a idiot dog chasing its tail hahahah
i wanna pair of velvet leggings
because i live in leggings anyways,
they might as well feel like eyebrow hair, yea?
got mai braces tightened
im so cool.
ice cold.
-.-
ITS A DISEASE I TELL YA
new babies.
ugh fucking international shipping will take forever, i know it t-..-t
grande coffee
a chicken wing
some dry cereal
and a bag of fire cheetos.
what the fuck.
i need to take time out to eat or something, damn.
is my fucking stomach shrinking or something?
all i had to eat today
was a small coffee
and a slice of free papa johns pizza
and a banana like a minute ago.
and for some reason, im like,
totally okay?
like, i didnt even do this shit on purpose,
i just unconsciously DID NOT eat
for a good 18 hours.
wat tha faq.
…
this is so not normal.
L.fucking O. L
everybody, drop everything
and go watch
i just want my pants back.
ugh i wish my life was that fucking fun.
ugh i wasted a nice outfit
on nothing.
i fucking hate when that shit happens.
im going to go buy some new shoes to make myself feel better…
ive realized
that i will forever be stuck
in that awkward size
in between adult and childrens
like, bigger than a kids 12
but too short and too little
for regular lady pants.
fml.
my uncle is like, a giant man child.
he likes to wear turned around baseball caps
and jeans and stuff.
such a 180 from my papi.
anyways, he sneaks up behind me
while im browsing fb
and he points to a picture in the left hand corner
and he goes “who dat derpy lookin chick?” ( in korean, a course lawlskies)
i was like…
dot dot dot…
samchoon.
das meh.
das mai prof...
so its fucking tolerance week at school
and i have so much pent up frustration at people
because ive been toleratin’ for too long.
1. “dr.” lynn and his entitled attitude.
2. that uglyannoyingfat turdface in my Lit. class with the giant asscrack who cant get a hint.
3. my gay gov teacher who cant shut the fuck up about his own homosexuality and about how the word faggot hurts his feelings.get the fuck over it, you...
so this 9th grader im tutoring
(lmfao i know right? LMFAO)
ME? MEEEE?
anyways
hes a 96 technically cuz hes from korea
i feel so bad for him because the work is all the same
freshman bio stuff
and the words are so hard for him, hell they were hard for me when I was a froshy
hypothalamus?
pituitary?
gastrointestinal tract?
this poor kid, if the sitch was reversed and i was trying to learn this shit in korean or like,...
ugh my job just got 20 times worse
FUCKING SHIT
FUCK
SHIT
FUCK
SHIT
my boss was like “why dont you come to my church this sunday?”
and i was like…
what. do. i say….
so i said
“okay”
this church is in long island. 14 dollar lirr ticket.
and im an atheist.
wtf.
yo
why wont they give my fucking salary
wth i thought i was going to get it on friday
but i didnt say anything when they didnt give me my wages
because i figured they would give it to me today
but they just dismissed me and said theyd see me on wednesday..
da faaack?
and its weird to ask like “excuse me, when am i getting paid?”
ugh.
give me my money.
i need to buy things.
my sister
gets 50 grand from tufts.
i get 17 grand from st. johns.
….
why am i alive again?
lol i guess im taking bigger risks now
or maybe im just growing up.
im glad i found my first job
so im semi-independent not really kind of sort of.
and that i slept over at cathy’s house
without telling my mom first
(of course, i broke like a little bitch and had to call her around one
but by then i was already in long island,
washed up and ready to sleep lawlawlawlaw)
“I think the most common cause of insomnia is simple; it’s loneliness.”
– Heath Ledger (via surelydawn)
….
minndd fuckked.
this is the story of my life.
the little shekkiddongs i tutor
drive me insane
two minutes into starting his hw he goes to the bathroom for like, 20 minutes -..-
and then he spills a bottle of orange juice everywhere
and i have to mop that shit up
and then of all the goddamn things,
he sneezes into my face
while we were reading
because he has a cold.
i legitimately hate this job.
and its only the 2nd day.
jonathanleexd asked: Hey when is your next math test? My stock is running low and I can't live a week without it :(
Anonymous asked: Come to ecclesia (:
lol my 4D friends do the strangest things...
i forgot what dbae said but
i remember i smacked him on the chest for being retarded
and william decided to smack himself in the chest too…
and i was like…w…t…h…but he was like “i thought we were all doing this”
so as a joke i copied that “do all the things!” meme
and i was like “hit all the chests!”
and dbae lifted his hand...
