January 2012
187 posts
i like to bake bread. bread is tasty.
bread also makes you fat but who gives a shit, it tastes like pillows of heaven.
i want to buy pounds and pounds of yeast and make thousands of loaves of fucking bread, shiittt.
im good at kneading.
that wasnt intentionally suggestive….
i made onion bread yesterday. it was fucking good holy shieetttttt.
it was puffy and it looked like real bakery bread.
it bothers me when people ...
sometimes i think i was born to be a stay at home...
im lazy
im good at shopping, cleaning, cooking, and interior design and not much else
i like men, money and the home shopping network.
too bad i hate children, commitment and in-laws or i would totally have made that my life goal.
December 2011
165 posts
i want to get epic-ly fucked up on new years
but err body wants to “spend time with their family” or “go to church” or “cuddle with they girlfriends/boyfriends”. shiieeettt, i dont got none of that shit .
the one thing i lack but strive for is consistency.
im always all over the place with stuff,
im the girl who gets asked “how the fuck did you manage to do that?”
i have times of epic disorder and times of complete organization.
my room is either completely spotless or complete wrecked
what the fuck?
well i weighed myself today and im finally down to the numerical number i was aiming for, which was around like a 100-103-ish .
but this is totally not the body i thought i would have at this weight.
i guess that just goes to show that numbers on a scale mean nothing . its about how you feel and look that matters.
so im going to go hardcore starting tomorrow because i ate like a bitch today....
also
suah told them i went to korea two summers ago
since theyre fobs so i guess thats all we could talk about
and what the fuck was i supposed to say?
that when i was the same age as the 15 year old daughter,
i was out every night getting slammed and bringing strangers to my dorm room?
i mean for gods sake, the whole reason we were having this dinner thing tonight was because one of the daughter...
today
this family my parents are friends with came over
and they have three kids too.two girls and a guy, just like us
but theyll are so quiet and shy
maybe because the mom is such a nut-buster.
shes sooo fucking strict.
but yea, my parents want to adopt them and throw us out
and we were like “wtf, the top river has to to clean in order for the bottom river to be clean” HAHAHAHAH
they...
O-O
life is so fucking weird sometimes.
but it sure is fucking fun.
hi that last post was my sister being a dick.
i would say disregard it, but then id be lying.
finally getting some ass
so many dicks so little time</3
the news
made all this hullabaloo about how the new facebook layout was going to increase stalker potential, when in reality, everybody’s either too lazy or too confused to figure out how to use the stupid thing that they dont even bother trying.
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dont underestimate the things that i will do
you just sang that in an adele voice
i want to eat at alllll these places before i die...
nougatine del posto aureole cafe boulud rouge tomate aldea seasonal nyc
esppeciallly del posto, solely for the bread. just for the bread. and the lump of lard that comes with it.
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christmas at the lee's
Mom: wake up bitch, go run the laundry.and make me some tea im thirsty. by the way go make yourself some pancakes, there’s some leftover batter. make me some too while you’re at it.
dad: put your jacket on, we need to go get some groceries.
what. the absolute fuck.
american song recs anyone?
on my way home from the city today,
i was waiting for the N on prince st. in the terminal
when this insanely gay asian ahjussi
dressed in a red bow tie, little horsey studded button down, a blazer, khakis, tri colored oxford brogues and a brown and white mottled pony hair cambridge satchel,
asked me in a really strong korean accent
“i dont mean any-ssing, baht where did you get those...
