normcore is the new “thing” now, apparently. at least according to nymag LOL i mean, thank god, mrite? anyone else sick of the “im hipster look at my ironic cat sweater/wavy palm print snapback jk i bought them for 50 bucks at UO” schtick?
i honestly knew i was getting so boring and lazy in terms of keeping my outfits unique/trendy or whatever, but right when it started to seem like i was giving up, the new “trend” is now apparently being boring and “lazy” with your outfits
LMFAO SCORE! love unintentionally seeming like i did that intentionally
i seriously just bought a shit ton of basics like a couple of weeks ago because i was LITERALLY like “fuck it, college. im too tired for this matching/finding outfits thing, from now on i will throw on these plain tshirts and trackpants/ plain jeans/black leggings and roll out of bed for class”
nice how things work out, ey?
I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.
I can’t even pretend for a second this isn’t something I would do lol
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
HAHAHAHA once i got my pizza (from mike and sons, the best pizza ever) delivered and we were trying to set up my Wii for the first time but it wouldnt work because im literally useless at technology so we asked if he would set up my Wii and he totally did LMAO but the best part of this story is that he forgot his little pizza box holder bag so we had to call him back and ask for that specific delivery guy so he wouldnt get in trouble for leaving behind his bag LOL
hahahah a friend of mine sent me a link to a vlog that this couple does on youtube, and theyre interracial and so is my friend and i guess she just wanted to share with me about how happy they are and how she wishes she were more like them but honestly, idk if its because i grew up in new york and everyone here is just so chic in terms of relationships but i was getting like cringe-y goosebumpy like eeeeeeehhhh vibes i kept saying what. dafuck LOL it was literally the epitome of domesticated paradise and i didnt know how to feel about it, like
the husband was like, SO SUPPORTIVE, maybe TOO supportive and idk it was SO WEIRD to me, because basically every guy i know is sort of a dick to me and im a dick right back and thats how its always been lmao and here is this guy complimenting his wife like every five seconds and thanking her for literally everything like she just gave him a new lease on life, but shes just making dinner or doing laundry like, jesus fucking christ give it a rest LMAO
reminded me of that GIRLS episode where marni broke up with her boyfriend because he was SO NICE and she was so sick of it, and then he found out and he was like “ill change, ill change” and she was like “you shouldn’t have to” and i couldnt understand marni and i thought she was being a bitch but now i guess i sort’ve understand
but seriously doe, watching that vlog made me realize, marry a WASP if ur gonna marry at all because he will treat you like a fucking princess instead of grunting in your direction for dinner like asian husbands will twenty years down the line LMAO
here, have some childhood nostalgia
whAT THE FUCK
YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT
LITERALLY SCREAMING. I SPAT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY SCREEN. this is so wonderful. ohmyjesus.
two grown up girls crying here as they recognized eVERY FUCKING SINGLE SONG OMGS
I FEEL OLD IM 16 I SHOULDN’T FEEL OLD
i want this when i graduate! yes this is now my graduation track
i lost it at the rugrats
AHHHH MY FAVORITES
now i have to go back and watch all of these shows again OH MY GOSH
Lost my shit at Catdog.
omg jake from american dragon is zuko??
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i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him