double.oh.susan

whimsy is what keeps the unicorns alive

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via feester)

little-deathhh:

bedussey:

dootzy:

this video will make your day better

hOLY HSIT

omfg

(via feester)

today after i got home from work at 11 freakin’ o clock during finals week because my boss said NO MORE CALLOUTS, i speared a cold hotdog on a chopstick and roasted it over the burner and then ate it for dinner. 

am i college enough yet? 

30casterlyrock:

If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student.

(via ganggil)

lol at all the rich white boys coming back to the city after college, repping the 212 meanwhile ive been 718 this whole time so sad .

im so frustrated right now

like i actually hate summer

everybody has their edc bras and bikinis ready

and that only reminds me all i have are 12 inch long deep tissue scars on my chest and back

like, i actually hate how i have to always wear a shirt to the beach, like really?

im a fucking college student and i cant take my top off at a party

not that i would, but like, the fact that i CANT EVEN IF I WANTED TO

is so. fucking.annoying

F.M.L WHY ME